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SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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