I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
he puts the penis in happiness.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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