Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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