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(402): View more from Nebraska

what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with

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(480): View more from Arizona

I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.

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(941): View more from Florida

I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.

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(903): View more from Texas

One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.

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(706): View more from Georgia

I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.

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(+61): View more from Australia

If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.

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(419): View more from Ohio

half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...

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