Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
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