Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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