This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize