Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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