she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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