Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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