It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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