no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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