found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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