Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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