Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
Randomize
