its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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