her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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