like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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