I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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