North Korea, Best Korea!
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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