she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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