I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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