i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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