I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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