i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
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