Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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