You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize
