So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
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