Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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