So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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