Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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