i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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