I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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