I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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