Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I will be naked everywhere
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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