So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I will be naked everywhere
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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