FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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