i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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