i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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