i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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