Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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