i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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