do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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