are you still at the devil's house?
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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