If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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