Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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