But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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