I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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