I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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