Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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