butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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