What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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