Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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