Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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