hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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